My girl is pregnant, I'm ready to start splitting 
 All around the town on the down low was the girl that I was hitting 
 Everyone knows I used to luh huh 
 I don't want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother 
 Shit! I just can't believe it 
 I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement 
 But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill 
 All along girlfriend I though you was still on the pill 
 Step to the G-Y-N 
 The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an END 
 You'll need some dough, I'll probably LEND 
 You wanna play Biz Mark AGAIN 
 And tell him I'm just a FRIEND 
 So buy me Newports, cause as I smoke 
 All I do is think about you and child support 
 But I don't got papes, I got money 
 Sticking up and messing up when I went outta state 
 So you can stop all that FIENDIN' 
 With your damn SCHEMIN' 
 You're Christopher Williams cause you must be DREAMIN' 
 Wake up and escape 
 And while you're at it why don't you throw away your Jodeci tapes 
 Cause you can be forever my lady, but I ain't with no baby 
 Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes 
 I ain't old enough and ain't trying to hear it 
 So don't steal my youth cause I'm still young in spirit 
 That belly blows up, it's gonna be trouble 
 Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble 
 Find Chucky if you want child's play 
 I'll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway 
 This is a diary of a black man 
 By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands 
 So ax that talk about MARRAGE 
 Miss, you must of misunderstood, I want you to have a MISCARRAGE 
 I'm fed up, and sorry that I've done it 
 I'm ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach 
 Or punch my fist through that naval 
 Cause I'll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle 
 Or push her down a flight of steps 
 I don't care or give a heck  
 About the people under the stairs 
 I'm all about a home made ABORTMENT 
 My name's not Pat, so don't send Jack Black 
 This ain't the damn Wheel of FORTUNE 
 I don't want no pause or no PORTION 
 Next time woman you should proceed with CAUTION 
 It ain't all about boy and girl 
 A half hour past the Cosby Show 
 Cause you, it's a whole different world 
 And yom that's how live I am 
 Use a diaphragm, I get it off your chest like a mammogram 
 Oh brother, word to mother 
 Just cause I talk this shit don't get me wrong 
 Yo, I still luh hur 
  
 I luh hur (repeat 5X) 
  
 Nobody tell her, because I luh hur 
  
 I luh hur (repeat 8X