puff a blunt/sip a Becks  
 think about the sexy singers that I wanna sex  
 I'd probably go to jail  
 for fuckin Patti Labelle  
 oooh Regina Belle  she'd probably do me swell  
 Jasmine Guy was fly  
 Mariah Carey's kinda scary  
 wait a miniute what about my honey Mary  
 the jeans they fittin like a glove  
 i had a crush on you since Real Love  
 hold your horses  
 Ima show ya who the boss of intercourse is  
 sex Im takin no losses  
 even groups like SWV and TLC  
 cant see B.I.G. wit telepathy  
 the recipe of picture hardcore wit a gun  
 pimpin aint easy but it's always fun  
 when I bust my nut  
 I bust em one by one  
 so whats the 4-1-1 hun  
  
 Chorus(repeat *4)  
 Dreams of fuckin an R&B bitch  
 Im jus playin/know what Im sayin  
  
 I'll put Chante Moore pussy in stitches  
 I'll fuck Rupaul..  
 before I fuck them ugly ass X-scape bitches  
 you can 76 the 69...try 68  
 did Raven Simone called date rape  
 only cuz Im paid/Im fuckin all of Jade  
 and my Dj Zhane she likes it when they say  
 everybody..move your body  
 got Whitney Houson boostin from Bobby  
 as I bus your cherry yo face lookin scarry  
 backshots to Chaka..I know that pussy hairry  
 Sade...ooooh I know that pussy tight  
 spiked Tina Turner give her flashbacks of Ike  
 smoke the bones/me gettin them red  
 Im doin all of dem  
 jimmy hats for Patra  
 Im usin all of them  
 (what about Toni Braxton)  
 if that bitch give me action...  
 Guaranteed Satisfaction  
  
 Chorus repeat * 4  
 ....outro of Biggie talkin