(Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)               
Written by Jonny Idiot                                                          
(c) 1988 Stupid Records                                                         
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Tile                                                                            
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Tile                                                                            
Floortile                                                                       
Floortile                                                                       
The linoleum can think                                                          
It's going to invade your sink                                                  
Attack the lives of all abound                                                  
Till there's no one left around                                                 
Floortile is coming                                                             
Floortile is attacking                                                          
Floortile invading                                                              
Floortile....   FLOORTILE????                                                   
                                                                                
THE END