* Lil' Kim does not appear on the album version of this song  
  
 UNDEAS  
 Lil' Ceasar  the bitch pleaser  
 Uhh... uh  check it  
  
 Verse One: Lil' Cease  
  
 Yo I be buyin em V's  so all my girls be eyein Cease  
 Comin backstage  dyin to get pleased  
 You got me  I rock thee  Versace and linen  
 While you stop your grinnin wit bunch of foxy women  
 Why you speed ball with cards  that's invalid  
 I get clothes, custom made, from a stylist  
 Cruise in my Lexus Land with no mileage  
 While you walk the street until your feet get calloused  
 Take you on a natural high, like a pilot  
 It be all good, toss your clothes like a salad  
 When it's all over put your vote in my ballot  
 It's my diner, I'm Mel, and you're Alice  
 Spend a night, in Lil' Cease palace  
 It be all good as long as you don't act childish  
 While you standin there with the Crist' in your cup  
 If worse come to worse keep this on the hush, uhh  
  
 Hook: Notorious B.I.G.  
  
 I know you seen me on the video (true)  
 I know you heard me on the radio (true)  
 But you still don't pay me no attention  
 Listenin to what your girlfriends mention  
 He's a slut, he's a hoe, he's a freak  
 Got a different girl every day of the week  
 It's cool, not tryin to put a rush on you  
 I had to let you know that I got a crush on you  
  
 Verse Two: Lil' Cease  
  
 While you tryin to catch Sea Breeze, I'm in the PV's  
 All chrome D3's, decked out TV's  
 CD's with crazy bass, keep my lady laced  
 Don't be fooled by the baby face  
 I hope ya not, cause your thighs got me hot  
 Only one plan, that's to rise to the top  
 I told you before, when I first pursued  
 I want a interlude, in the nude  
 Or we tastin like food when we get in the mood  
 Listen girlfriend we don't mean to be rude  
 But anything I touch come straight to the rear  
 I take chickenheads like the Playmate Of The Year  
 Cause when I first met her, she had the Lex and the 'tegra  
 Game real good, sex was even better  
 I got it for the cheddar once I hit it in the sack  
 Cause I'm Cease a.k.a. Long Dick from the back  
  
 Hook: Notorious B.I.G.  
  
 Verse Three: Lil' Cease  
  
 Yo shorty won't you go get a bag of the lethal  
 I'll be right here just chillin witcha people  
 You know Junior M.A.F.I.A. was just a preview  
 I know I had you open, so why I'ma leave you  
 Especially when I know yo' man is fee-ble  
 It's Cease Degenaro, you know how we do  
 My game is tight, we do the same every night  
 I'm smooth as the words that come from Frank White  
 You messin with city kings with glissy rings  
 That's gonna show you good time pretty thing  
 Cause you was spotted, in the club lookin exotic  
 by somebody, short, dark and chocolate  
 You got it? Any plans to tape yo we stop it  
 Junior M.A.F.I.A., yeah we all about a profit  
 I'm the right dude to get you in the nice mood  
 Flossin rocks the size of ice cubes  
  
 Hook: Notorious B.I.G. (repeat 4X to fade