Well my telephone was ringing 
And they told me it was Chairman Mao 
Well my telephone was ringing 
And they told me it was Chairman Mao 
You can tell him anything 
'Cause I just don't wanna talk to him now 
  
I've got the apolitical blues 
And that's the meanest blues of all 
Apolitical blues 
And that's the meanest blues of all 
I don't care if it's John Wayne 
I just don't wanna talk to him now