* Fart sounds 
  
 [Eminem](Redman) 
 Yo 
 (Yo) 
 Look! 
 (Yo) 
  
 [Eminem] 
 No matter what people say 
 I'm gon' keep rapping this way 
 No matter what you may think 
 I'm gon' keep doing my thing 
  
 One of the worst things 
 Is fat, bald men decided to write songs 
 And teach Mouseketeers to sing 
 I'll stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors 
 So she gets fifty years of bad luck 
 Club and swear at Christina Aguilera 
 When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara 
 (Bitch!) 
 You aware of this rap terrorist with a therapist 
 With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled up his pants 
 Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands 
 Till it melts in his fucking palms and dissolves in his glands 
 (So who is it?) 
 The fool who visits the playground 
 With two biscuits to lay down the school district 
 Get pissed with a whip with a Marseburg 
 With a pistol grip and fed pit bull shit 
 Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits 
 If I get too rich I just get sued 
  
 [Redman] 
 Yo I leave with no engine 
 After I blow four in ya 
 One handstand on top of your ninja 
 Crashin' Doc stir the madness 
 We all out of work like Tony Atlas 
 Walking with cans in a laundry basket 
 America's most with the army after us 
 Fuck flossin' we take what's yours 
 Unload fifteen like an ace and four 
 I'm out of work but Doc laid them off 
 (Shit! The power's out) 
 The tape is off 
 Yo who target it from arsonists? 
 Paper make pens filled with arsenic 
 I got hoes that don't know what Prada is 
 Doc can shave up, cut your barber miss 
 ? 
 I turn out camps in to crystal lakes 
 And fuck bitches face is what I'mma do 
 Cause that's what white boy Tyno do 
  
 [Eminem] 
 So how's everybody doing tonight? 
 Hope you in the mood to get drunk 
 To screw and to fight 
 Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it 
 So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this 
  
 [Redman] 
 So how's everybody feeling tonight? 
 Hope you in the mood to get rude 
 And illin' to fight 
 Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it 
 So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump 
  
 [Eminem] 
 No matter what people say 
 I'm gon' keep rapping this way 
 No matter what you may think 
 I'm gon' keep doing my thing 
  
 [Redman] 
 Yo when my gat spit it hospital son admitted 
 Rip your lips off kiss my ass with it 
 Slap bitches, Doc, Marshall Maths.. 
 (Print it!) 
 We ex and ass of tabs did it 
 I'm what's happening with no rerun 
 Doc rob Dinero when the heat come 
 My barrel hangs out the Camero 
 Aimed at the nose when them hoes is hard to breathe from 
 Flash the gat your town bow guarded 
 Your wallet, your chain the main target 
 Beef is like cold engine, don't start it 
 Bust in the air and hit an airplane pilot 
 We pound you, rap surround sounds around you 
 From ten speed and brown shoe 
 Doc and Eminem, cock the M&M 
 Blood flows with 2Paclypse and them 
 It's like Funk Doctor 
  
 [Eminem] 
 Mr. Punk Rocker 
 Got the drug stock inside the lunch box 
 Pop junk like I just got jumped 
 Pop the trunk and pull out the shotgun pump 
 Knock wood, it's all good 
 Thank God for vodka 
 But with my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker 
 Probably got a Fanatic waiting upstairs in the attic 
 With an automatic calling me up there 
 My man Stan with a gat in his hand 
 Staking my house out in a damn tinted Sedan 
 Pull your mouth out till you can't finish a damn 
 Ham sandwich or your canned spinach or Spam 
 You gotta sip through a straw 
 Shop lift through the mall 
 Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall 
 Hey ma maybe I'll give you a call 
 SIKE! YOU FUCKING BITCH! 
 Suck a dick and two balls 
 I'm giving you all my shocking script 
 Which is to piss a priest off with this 
 Pop more pills than police officers 
 Arrive at the scene to pull me off of Kim 
 Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls 
 But y'all can kiss my ass, pants off and all 
 Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall 
 I might as well be a painting smashed on the floor 
  
 [Redman] 
 So how's everybody feeling tonight? 
 Hope you in the mood to get rude 
 And illin' to fight 
 Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it 
 So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump 
  
 [Eminem] 
 So how's everybody doing tonight? 
 Hope you in the mood to get drunk 
 To screw and to fight 
 Cause uh we getting down for the fuck of it 
 So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this 
  
 [Eminem] 
 No matter what people say 
 I'm gon' keep rapping this way 
 No matter what you may think 
 I'm gon' keep doing my thing 
  
 No matter what people say 
 I'm gon' keep doing my thing 
 No matter, OH