Ladies and gentlemen introducing Cab Calloway  
 Featuring the Dirt Dog  
 First things first man you're fuckin with the worst  
 I'll be stickin pins in your head like a fuckin nurse  
 I'll attack any nigga who slack in his mack  
 Come fully packed with the fat rugged stack  
 The heat is on  I'm about to blow up the spot  
 All I wanna see is fire cause I'm makin shit hot  
 Like the blow between glocks, mad niggas I shot  
 Give a fuck on a cop, conversate with a lock  
 Down at the chop-chop, 600th and Rock  
 Crazy as a fox tryin to rob Fort Knox  
 The DeNiro-Al Pachino war  
 Tryin to score mad dough like a million or more  
 For the illegal war that's all I saw  
 It's all about that knot in ya  
 I'm alone, I roll with 6 niggas with stones  
 Every hour tap my phone with embezzlement stones  
 Get a loan from the stocks because of my pops  
 Fifty bills in the pocks, Wu-Gambino got props  
  
 [Cab Calloway]  
 But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale  
 Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)  
 Hoooooooooooooooooooooo (Hoooooooooooooooooooooo)  
 He-de-he-de-he-de-he (He-de-he-de-he-de-he)  
 Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy (Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy)  
  
 [Ol' Dirty Bastard]  
 Elevator scheme with the scheme to catch CREAM  
 Some diamond rings, jewels all types of priceless things  
 Just in case you don't make it to the safe  
 Don't talk to Jakes or your whole shit be laced  
 Got a bomb bout ready to blow up shit  
 The White House nuh be quiet as a mouse  
 My job is hundred proof, better know the scoop  
 Got niggas undergrounds, in your walls, in your roofs  
 About made zoo, 6-6-6-6-2  
 Cause I'm goin all out with the supplies of Balu  
 I'm unstoppable, my six man team is unstoppable  
 Stickin my middle fuckin finger at you  
 Livin in America's fuckin fucked up  
 When I was young some say I had no sense  
 I rhymed all day until my throat got tense  
 And bought em by the cage from my lungs to my knees  
 In the winter I cough, all summer I sneeze  
 Ah-choo! Then I was sore, there was only one cure  
 Original rhymes wholesome in thought  
 Democratics are debatin wanna be the imitatin  
 But the knowledge that I'm givin positively stimulatin  
 I acknowledge any MC in a South Bronx town  
 South Proof Projects, did they really go down  
 Shit, I remember when I was 12 years old  
 I didn't know about frontin or playin a role  
 I thought I was slick, I fell harder than bricks  
 With my best lyrics and my uptown ticks  
 Prince start jackin in my baseball cap  
 I'm tellin many chit-chats step off my jockstrap  
 Approach this party other known as a jam  
 Lookin for my cousin Bam-Bam Sleepingham  
 >From front to back the jam was packed  
 Over there some dance, over there I just macked  
 I looked around then I started to walk  
 Heard an older woman's voice and a silly slang talk  
 The kid was nice for payin the price  
 And give weak MCs beneficial advice  
 Yes, beneficial meaning good for more  
 Frontin cause with the mamas would have loved to explore  
 Studied MC and changed lyrics around  
 Before I became a member of the lost and sound  
 My words I strung, I bettered my voice  
 Rollin over people known to be top choice  
 Ch-ch - BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW  
 Hoodlum  
  
 Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)  
 Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho)  
 He-de-he-de-hee-de-heeee (He-de-he-de-hee-de-heeee)  
 Hooooohhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo (Hooooohhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo