Me smoke heavy tar 
 Me be groovin' slowly where you are 
 Notify your next of kin 
 'Cause you're never coming back 
 I've been dropping beats since Back in Black 
  
 And we'll paint by numbers 
 'Til something sticks 
 Don't mind doing it for the kids 
 (So come on) jump on board 
 Take a ride (yeah) 
 (You'll be doin' it all right) 
 Jump on board feel the high 
 'Cause the kids are alright 
  
 You've got a reputation 
 Well I guess that can be explored 
 You're dancing with the chairman of the board 
 Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony 
 But if you got other plans 
 The purpose of a woman is to love her man 
  
 And we'll paint by numbers 
 'Til something sticks 
 Don't mind doing it for the kids 
 (So come on) jump on board 
 Take a ride (yeah) 
 (Doin' it all right) 
 Jump on board feel the high 
 'Cause the kids are alright 
  
 I'm gonna give it all of my loving 
 It's gonna take up all of my love 
 I'm gonna give it all of my loving 
 It's gonna take up all of my love 
 I'm gonna give it all of my loving 
 It's gonna take up all of my love 
 I'm gonna give it all of my loving 
 It's gonna take up all of my love 
  
 Come down from the ceiling 
 I didn't mean to get so high 
 I couldn't do what I wanted to do 
 When my lips were dry 
 You can't just up and leave me 
 I'm a singer in a band 
 Well I like drummers baby 
 You're not my bag 
  
 Jump on board 
 Take a ride, yeah 
 (You'll be doin' it all right) 
 Jump on board feel the high, yeah 
  
 Jump on board 
 Take a ride, yeah 
 (You'll be doin' it all right) 
 Jump on board feel the high, yeah 
  
 I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 
 There's only one of me 
 Single-handedly raising the economy 
 Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me 
 Press be asking do I care for sodomy 
 I don't know, yeah, probably 
 I've been looking for serial monogamy 
 Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly 
 But for now I'm down for ornithology 
 Grab your binoculars, come follow me