Yes  yes  y'all  
 Salt and Pepa's here with a brand new call  
 People are saying  "No  it just can't be them"  
 But yes  it's Salt and Pepa on the mic again  
  
 Here to let you know how the rhymes just go  
 When it's time to pick up the microphone  
 And let the voice flow  
 So yo  Steevee O  let the beat go  
 Whether it's fast or slow or medium tempo  
 No one can ever flow smooth as this  
 Whether he's a Mister or she's a Miss  
 So come one, come all, ya gotta bust a sound  
 Or rather the rhyme will just gather around  
 To see the doper than dope ones, fulfill the circumference  
 Go out and buy an amp so that you can pump this  
  
 It's startin' to irk me, yo, Salt, what irks you?  
 Other MCs couldn't fill up a circle with fans  
 While we were on vacation you couldn't complete your end  
 Salt and Pepa now we're back and again featuring  
 Spinderella, she's not a fella but a pro  
 And on the wheels of steel good to go  
 Cuttin' up a storm sometimes it's frightning  
 First comes the rain then strike the lightning  
 Doper than dope, can anyone cope?  
 Yes, a-maybe, ahh - nope, so why do you persist and try?  
 Look me right in the eye and tell me are you that fly?  
 That you can pick up the microphone  
 We stake the mic alone  
 Hope that you never run into Salt and Pepa  
 Cuz we're doper than dope  
  
 Yo, it's been a long time, but now we're back  
 Salt and Pepa's gettin' funky on a brand new track  
 And more up-to-par, swift like a car  
 Stickin' to your mouth like rooftop tar  
 Leaving a scar on those who spar  
 So pass the cigar, get a drink from the bar  
 Lyrics gonna flood your mind like the reservoir  
 Here they are, come and join the Salt and Pepa seminar  
 The rhymes are refined, some call them bizarre  
 But they can catch your ears like a bass guitar  
 And speakin' of base, why did ya in the first place?  
 Walkin' around town till I see you face to face  
 You didn't wanna speak so I rested my case  
 And now you're feelin' kinda fragile like an antique vase  
 But don't worry friends or even give up hope  
 Cuz this time we're hyper than hype on the mic  
 Call us doper than dope  
  
 Spinderella, where ya at?  
 Give us a funky scratch  
 This is it, this is it  
 Gettin' doper than doper than dope can get  
 Uh, hit me  
 Two times  
  
 Three-two-one break down, ya broke up  
 Cuz you started speakin' when you shouldn't have spoke up  
 You went the wrong way, you shouldn't have tried  
 To dis Salt and Pepa cuz half-steppers gettin' fried  
 Cuz these females at five minutes a beat  
 Is all it takes for us to take control seven days a week  
 You're wack, stick to your skeezin' please  
 And let's not waste time on the weak MCs  
 Cuz they're unreal, and we're the real deal  
 Cuz we reveal the real sex appeal  
  
 Yo, fellas, you want some, come and get some  
 Doper than dope rhymes so I can hit some  
 Musical notes that can hypnotize  
 Keep your eyes on the lips, hips, and thighs  
 Try to concentrate on the whole scenery  
 Cuz this is Salt and the Pepa MC  
 Yo, here to rock right with the Idolmakers clan  
 There's Steevee-O, Hurby the Luv Bug and also  
 The Invincibles, Fat Doug, Dre, and Bougie  
 And much more so get your VCR and pick my Fuji tape  
 And rush for your house, don't move slow  
 Cuz you might miss the main Idols in the video  
 You guessed it, yes, it's no joke  
 Salt and Pepa's on the mic gettin' (what?)  
 Gettin' doper than doper than doper than dope  
  
 Enough (Why?), cuz this ain't your average stuff  
 And when it comes to rockin' rhymes Salt and Pepa don't bluff  
 We were the Showstoppers that took your men  
 We made you shake it then you push it, and we started a trend  
 But this trend is kinda different, it's not a gold rope  
 This time it's Salt and Pepa, Spinderella gettin' doper than dope