DIZZY: Einstein  
 ANDYCAT: Was a kid  
 DIZZY: With a bid  
 ANDYCAT: He had some 1200's inside his crib  
 DIZZY: And an MPC, under his sheets  
 ANDYCAT: To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats  
 DIZZY: While other kids played games like Chinese checkers  
 ANDYCAT: Rod pounded the pavement to find these records he used  
 DIZZY: He makes hits with the flick of a wrist  
 ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off  
 DIZZY: Let me put it like this  
 There's not a Benadryl pill that could stop the itch  
 Or a scratch when my DJ gets up in the mix  
 He grips the cross fader with his nimble fingertips  
 And flips it back and forth, no transform switch  
 ANDYCAT: And the needle never skips?  
 DIZZY: Well it did one time,  
 When a fan got hype and bumped the tables from behind  
 EINSTEIN: So please give me some room when I'm going for mine  
 DIZZY: Einstein's taking off  
 ANDYCAT: Take off Einstein  
  
  
 (HOOK: Young Einstein on the turntables)  
 When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!.....  
 When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!....  
 Young Einstein....don't try to play me.....  
 I like to make funky beats and record 'em....  
 The scratch....th-th-the scratch...  
 We'll be on top....so long!...  
 Young Einstein....don't try to play me.....  
 I like to make funky beats and record 'em....  
 The scratch....th-th-the scratch...  
 I got two great partners standing by me....  
  
  
 ANDYCAT: Take the freeway from Canada to TJ  
 And I know that you won't find another DJ  
 DIZZY: Slash  
 ANDYCAT: Super record digger  
 DIZZY: Slash  
 ANDYCAT: Drum major  
 DIZZY: Slash  
 ANDYCAT: Producer  
 DIZZY: Slash  
 ANDYCAT: Ugly Duckling making a splash  
 He lifts loops from the original LP's  
 Would never think of sampling a beat break CD  
 And when we come to do your show, turn off the DAT's  
 Save 'em for those other acts, Einstein's got the wax  
 For the turntables, he'll reverse it, scratch,  
 Cut it in half......and reattach it  
 And keep it spinning from the beginning to the duration  
 when (Young Einstein) is in (deep concentration)  
 Yo Diz!  
 DIZZY: Wassup?  
 ANDYCAT: We almost didn't tell 'em  
 How Rod explores record stores like he was Magellan  
 DIZZY: Searching for the beats only he can find  
 ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off  
 DIZZY: Take off Einstein  
  
  
 (HOOK