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 [Verse one begin Andycat]  
 Years ago we took freestyle raps  
 Got two turn table and we started from scratch  
 Now everytime that we go do a spot, they  
 say,"Yo, Ugly Duckling you [Scratch: Sound effect]  
 rock"  
 So weather you're in short ot a tux with a cumerbun  
 movin' like soul brother number one  
 Young Einstein breaks the sticks[Scratch: You got it]  
 And I could start with an EQ and good mic mix  
 'Cause it's the microphone I love, I hold her  
 close with a tug  
 And give her a snug hug before I plug in the plug  
 Unrap her before I tap her to get her some feedback  
 And it's on so we rap, C'mon  
  
 [Singing: Na Na Na Na Na]  
 All the ladies in the place  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 And all the fellas in th place  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 And all the ladies in the place  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 And all the fellas in the place  
 [Singing]  
 [Scratch:A,B,C,D]  
  
 [Verse two: Dizzy Dustin]  
 "i" double "z" "y" I could begin  
 When they get the levels set to let my DJ spin  
 I release what's within feel free to join in  
 Dizzy is my name but I'mma me spell it again  
 D-devistate, I-impress, Z-zeftfully clean and fresh,  
 another Z for the zip code that I got on the north  
 side of town, and Y? Why not?  
 I got the flux capacitator for my Model T Ford  
 With lots of Giga watts to go back to before  
 The items on the floor at your novelty store,  
 need I say more?  
  
 [Repeat Chorus from last verse]  
 Einstein, break it down like this  
 [Scratch: Sound effect]  
 Einstein, dooin' his do  
 [Scratch: Young ladies from near or far, weather  
 you're high class or rather bourgoise]  
  
 [Verse three: Andy C]  
 Get down, as ugly duckling unlocks the box like  
 pandora  
 If you're comin' to the jam ignore the group on stage  
 yellin' louder than banshees  
 Actin' ready for war like some Comanches  
 And they call themselves hip-hop men  
 Where have you been?  
 You're messin' up now 'cause you didn't know it then  
 And what do we call a crew that can rap like that...  
 Wack!  
 They got a wacky wack style and a wacky wack track  
 there would be more room if those cats played the back  
 [Dizzy D]Starting from when the line is long  
 [Andy C]until the line is gone, [Both]everybody C'mon  
  
 [Singing: Na Na Na Na Na]  
 All the ladies in the place  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 And all the fellas in th place  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 And all the ladies in the place  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 And everybody C'mon  
 [Singing]  
 [Scratch: Young lady  
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