We ain't glam and we ain't trash 
 We're victims of a society 
 That fucks with me about sobriety 
  
 They say don't drink this and don't drink that 
 'cause it does a little more than just make you fat 
 It's a serious disease that you learn about in school 
 And if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too 
  
 Mom and dad don't have a clue 
 The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof 
 And all the times I borrowed the car 
 Not as a ride but as a shitface bar 
  
 Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins 
 God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane 
 Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same 
 Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker 
 Makes you sicker, it's the best! 
  
 Weekend comes and my parents are gone 
 It's time to party once I mow the lawn 
 Havin' fun ain't that a fact 
 It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac! 
  
 Invite everyone and your neighbors too 
 It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo 
 But don't be blabbin' it around my mother 
 But invite everyone and your skate rat brother 
  
 Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins 
 God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane 
 Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same 
 Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker 
 Makes you sicker, it's the best