Ever since she saw his poster in that record store  
 She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy  
 She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y  
 She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare  
 Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire  
  
 Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  
 She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder  
 Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her  
 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  
  
 Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim  
 I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him  
 What a pain in the butt to have so much success  
 Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press  
 But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor  
 Like he's some bit tortured genius  
 and I'm some kinda wiener  
  
 Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  
 She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder  
 Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?  
 Now my baby's in love with--  
 I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  
 Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder  
  
 I knew we were headin' for disaster  
 When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster  
 Now she's got an unrequited adoration  
 For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated  
 spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation  
  
 Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel  
 And I don't boycott the music video channel  
 And I just can't compete with all that money and fame  
 But I know two can paly at this kinda game  
 Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get  
 When I start stalking Alanis Morissette  
  
 Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  
 She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder  
 Once she was mine but now I better just forget her  
 'Cause my baby's in love with--  
 I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  
 Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?  
 If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her  
 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder