Loves "Three's Company"  
 See the reruns constantly  
 There on my TV  
 Syndicated Incorporated  
  
 Well, I know what's on the tube  
 I know just what to see  
 Got my TV Guide with me  
  
 "MASH" and "All in the Family"  
 "The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F. D."  
 I will always be busy  
 Watching my TV  
  
 Oprah Winfrey talks to me  
 Every day at three  
 Then soon it'll be  
 "Wheel" and "Jeopardy"  
  
 Syndicated Incorporated  
 Syndicated Incorporated  
  
 Well, I'm in such ecstasy  
 When I'm watchin' TV  
 I'm a boob tube devotee  
  
 Think I'm losin' my sanity  
 I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee  
 Forever I will always be  
 Glued to my TV  
  
 Love "The Partridge Family"  
 And "Dynasty"  
 And "Laverne and Shirley"  
 And "Hard Copy"  
  
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 Syndicated Incorporated