But that's one state I'm never in  
 Because I know that I've got millions upon millions  
 Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin  
  
 (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding  
 (Germs) But they just come right back again  
 (Germs) I can't even see'em,  
 but I know they're up to something  
 Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been!  
  
 They're all over me  
 They're inside of me  
 Can't get'em offa me  
 I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria  
 What do they want from me  
 What'll they do to me?  
 There's no escape for me  
 I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria  
  
 Now if I ever dare to go to sleep  
 That's when they start their sneak attack  
 In the morning I wake up in utter horror  
 To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque  
  
 (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face  
 (Germs) And there's more comin' every day  
 (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body  
 I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away  
  
 They're all over me  
 They're inside of me  
 Can't get'em offa me  
 I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria  
 What do they want from me  
 What'll they do to me?  
 There's no escape for me  
 I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria  
  
 They're creepin' around my shorts  
 They're under the bathroom sink  
 They're ridin' inside my car  
 They're swimmin' in every drink  
 They're hidin' between my toes  
 They're lurkin' in every kiss  
 I got'em way up my nose  
 In every orifice  
 I'm gonna show them who's boss  
 I'm gonna get even yet  
 Just gimme some Lysol spray  
 Just hand me a moist towelette  
 Don't tell me I'm paranoid  
 I know that they're after me  
 Look under the microscope  
 See??  
  
 They're all over me  
 They're inside of me  
 Can't get'em offa me  
 I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria  
 What do they want from me  
 What'll they do to me?  
 There's no escape for me  
 I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria  
  
 They're all over me  
 I can feel'em all over me  
 Over every part of me  
 Microscopic bacteria  
 I know they're watching me  
 They're always watching me  
 They're coming after me  
 Microscopic bacteria  
 Won't somebody help  
 Please sombody help me  
 You've got to believe me  
 They're out to get me  
 They wanna control me  
 They wanna destroy me  
 They're tryin' to kill me  
 It kind of upsets me