Why you always wastin' my time?  
 Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me  
 Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty  
 I don't know too many females  
 Who make a habit of biting their toenails  
 Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall  
 Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl  
 I'm sure we'd be happy together  
 If only one little thing weren't true  
 Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
 You drink the milk right from the carton  
 What are you, in kindergarten?  
 You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air  
 Then you use my razor to shave your back hair  
 You don't have an ounce of class  
 You're just one big pain in the neck  
 How much more can I take now  
 Give me a break now  
 You even snore when you're wide awake now  
 You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple  
 Well, maybe you should get a clue  
 'Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
 Baby, you're so nauseatin'  
 I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
  
 And when you softly call my name  
 It's like I'm listenin' to a squeaky chalk sound  
 And when you look at me that special way  
 It's hard for me to keep my lunch down  
 And when you ask me what I'm thinkin', honey, usually I'm thinkin'  
 How I'd really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape  
 So I wouldn't have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions  
 Over and over again  
  
 Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh  
 Gives me a throbbing migraine  
 (Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)  
 Until you came along, I never dated anyone this low on the food chain  
 (Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)  
 You've got inhuman body odor  
 You've got the hair of a boxing promoter  
 Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O  
 You wake up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow  
 I hate the way you crack your knuckles  
 I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too  
 But mostly I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
 Really now, you're aggravatin'  
 I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
 Not to mention irratatin'  
 I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
 Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan  
 I yi yi yi yi  
 I'm so sick of you  
  
 I'm so sick of you  
 I'm so sick of you  
 I'm so sick of you  
 You make me sick  
 I'm so sick of you, now