Well, he always was the neighborhood clown 
 Like the time he pulled my pants off 
 And he took those color pictures 
 And posted copies all over town 
 Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn 
 Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn 
 What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around 
 Boy, what a joker 
 What a funny, funny guy 
 I'll never forget about Larry 
 No matter how I try 
  
 Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 
 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo 
 And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap 
 And filled my toothpaste tube up glue 
 All those wedgies he gave 
 All those shoestrings he tied 
 All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside 
 Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you 
  
 Boy, what a joker 
 What a funny, funny guy 
 I'll never forget about Larry 
 No matter how I try 
  
 You know I couldn't help but laugh 
 Even though he treated me like slime 
 Remember when he cut my car in half? 
 Well, he really got me good that time! 
  
 Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house 
 Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag 
 Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest 
 And stuffed him in a big plastic bag 
 If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say 
 But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today 
 He would have to agree with me 
 It was a pretty good gag 
  
 Oh boy, what a joker 
 What a funny, funny guy 
 I'll never forget about Larry 
 No matter how I try 
 Oh boy, what a joker 
 What a funny, funny guy 
 I'll never forget about Larry 
 No matter how I try 
 No matter how I try 
  
 Oh, I remember Larry