He'd work for anyone if he wasn't working for Her dad 
 She's practicing sayin' "I'll do as I will" 
 'Cause she don't know how to tell him that she's goin' off the pill 
 The curtain's up 'till seven and He'll talk about her ass 
 But she clings to his photo like a piece of broken glass 
 If we can't get it together today 
 She looks for his heart while he stares the other way 
 CHORUS 
 His dad is a nut 
 His ex-girl is a slut 
 And he'l be yours forever 
 If you just get it together 
 If we can't get it together 
 If we can't get it together 
 Is it ever gonna be 
 Just you and me? 
 So they meat on Tuesday on Town Hall steps 
 To get an 8" by 10" photo and a wedding day set 
 "We might as well do it next week 
 Because we've met everybody that were ever gonna meet" 
 REPEAT CHORUS 
 Four to seven at circular quay 
 A present in your pocket for the T.A.B. 
 If we can't get it together 
 If we can't get it together 
 Is it ever gonna be 
 Just you and me? 
 SOLO 
 Would you settle for a mobile home 
 A good record store and a public phone 
 If we cant get it together 
 If we cant get it together